Sure, Kylee.

surekylee:

Um

guys

I think I need an adult

(Source: surekylee)

If you want me to trust you, how about you actually do what you say you’re gonna do ???

It’s funny to me that the same people who get upset when cable guys & shit show up late for an appointment are the same people who can’t get anywhere on time

What goes around comes around my friends

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via relahvant)

pornstarwars:

gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside

(via ruinedchildhood)